"Perhaps I oughtta consider joining @MapleMatch as someone highly suggested. I love me some up-above folks."
"I signed up for @MapleMatch tonight, just in case. No, I'm not kidding."
"#tellAmericaItsGreat is the best reminder ever to activate my @MapleMatch account I'll #tellcanadathankyou the Ol fashioned way 😍"
"I'm excited about @MapleMatch, cause I love sweet maple and need a hot hubby #escapeplan"
"@MapleMatch I love you. Please save me."
"Actually starting to get nervous about this election. Glad I got onto @MapleMatch so I can find me a lumberjack and run away!"
"Couldn't sign up faster. Come through @MapleMatch!!!"
"All signed up for @MapleMatch. I may head to Canada after graduation no matter what.... universal health care and more time to knit."
"A glorious way out if things go badly come November."