"Perhaps I oughtta consider joining @MapleMatch as someone highly suggested. I love me some up-above folks."
"I'm excited about @MapleMatch, cause I love sweet maple and need a hot hubby #escapeplan"
"Actually starting to get nervous about this election. Glad I got onto @MapleMatch so I can find me a lumberjack and run away!"
"All signed up for @MapleMatch. I may head to Canada after graduation no matter what.... universal health care and more time to knit."
"A glorious way out if things go badly come November."